When the asteroid hits earth in 2032

When the asteroid hits earth in 2032 it may wake up the sleepy old art-world. Particularly the lazy artists who wait for the inspiration that comes with good weather. They’ll suddenly learn to paint flames.

After the flames will come the rains. Personally, I create best when it’s wet with skies of moody grey. So I’m going to mark myself safe for a happy, post-asteroid career.

For your planning, the asteroid is expected to land in South America, then burn up a mighty flaming trail of destruction through sub-Saharan Africa. Finally it will fizz out somewhere in the Indian Ocean. Not great for tourism around the pond.

So, don’t believe the horrific AI renderings doing the rounds, of the asteroid shattering skyscrapers in New York City. It’s just click bait to make Americans spend their dollars as quickly as possible. Because what’s the use of saving if everything is going up in flames, in seven short years?