There’s no reason to panic
There’s no reason to panic - I’ll be at your side through thick and thin. My art will guide you through. The sands of time will carry you, to where we will be together for eternity.
There was a snake in the garden. And that’s not just a metaphor for Eden. Seriously, there was a snake in the garden and it revealed itself, with the rain and the cold. It was probably looking for something better than mud, when it came to real estate.
We were sitting on the porch when something moved. The children nearly left home. What do you do? You get online and start looking for snake handlers.
They absolutely exist. Some of them are available 24-hours, because snakes don’t sleep at night if they’re nocturnal hunters. They crawl around in the dark, and someone has to come over at 3am to put them in a bag.
All things considered, it’s cheap to get rid of a snake. It costs about the same as half a tank of petrol. And then everyone looks like a hero, whereas everyone was shit-scared when the snake was still around.
Crisis cements relationships and gives us cause for love. Just when you think you’re about to lose the most precious things, along comes something to rescue your emotions, and together means together again
There was a snake in the garden. And that’s not just a metaphor for Eden. Seriously, there was a snake in the garden and it revealed itself, with the rain and the cold. It was probably looking for something better than mud, when it came to real estate.
We were sitting on the porch when something moved. The children nearly left home. What do you do? You get online and start looking for snake handlers.
They absolutely exist. Some of them are available 24-hours, because snakes don’t sleep at night if they’re nocturnal hunters. They crawl around in the dark, and someone has to come over at 3am to put them in a bag.
All things considered, it’s cheap to get rid of a snake. It costs about the same as half a tank of petrol. And then everyone looks like a hero, whereas everyone was shit-scared when the snake was still around.
Crisis cements relationships and gives us cause for love. Just when you think you’re about to lose the most precious things, along comes something to rescue your emotions, and together means together again
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